FIGHTINGTOWN TAVERN HAS
RULES (yep.)

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We are not your average tavern/bar-food-slinging/hole-in-the-wall place. We are not average at anything. We love to cook ridiculously interesting and nom-nomable cuisine that riffs on barfood but in a good way. 

We want you to try to eat healthy for sh*t’s sake. We use locally sourced ingredients including humanely raised meats. We make our own ketchup without all that preservative crap in it for instance. 

And we crank up the ‘70s music because we are rockers through and through. If you find you are someone who we have already offended, please, please, please don’t bother coming in because then you’ll complain and that’s rule #1.

know the Fightingtown Tavern rules

FIGHTINGTOWN TAVERN HAS
RULES (yep.)

CHECK OUT OUR MENU

We are not your average tavern/bar-food-slinging/hole-in-the-wall place.

We love to cook ridiculously interesting cuisine that riffs on bar food but in a good way. 

We want you to eat healthy for sh*t’s sake.

We use locally sourced ingredients including humanely raised meats. We make our own ketchup without all that preservative crap in it for instance. 

We crank up the ‘70s music because we are rockers through and through. If you’re someone who we’ve already offended, please, please, please don’t come in, because then you’ll complain and that’s rule #1.

know the Fightingtown Tavern rules

FIGHTINGTOWN TAVERN HAS
RULES (yep.)

CHECK OUT OUR MENU

We are not your average tavern/bar-food-slinging/hole-in-the-wall place. We are not average at anything. We love to cook ridiculously interesting and nom-nomable cuisine that riffs on barfood but in a good way. 

We want you to try to eat healthy for sh*t’s sake. We use locally sourced ingredients including humanely raised meats. We make our own ketchup without all that preservative crap in it for instance. 

And we crank up the ‘70s music because we are rockers through and through. If you find you are someone who we have already offended, please, please, please don’t bother coming in because then you’ll complain and that’s rule #1.

know the Fightingtown Tavern rules

FIGHTINGTOWN TAVERN

RULES

Yes, our ketchup is different. It’s got no crap in it. Your mouth probably isn’t used to that, we realize, but keep an open mind. If you still hate it, bring your own next time. We don’t have Heinz as a substitute.  And it’s not your server’s fault, either. Take it up with someone who cares. Or just get over it, and live on the wild side. In general, we don’t cater to whiners, so don’t be one. It’s annoying. 

Our servers are amazing. Our atmosphere is fun. Our food is bent, and we like it that way. Just turn that frown upside down when you’re here. Of course if you have a legit beef with us, ask for Jim. We WILL make it right for you. (We’re not complete a-holes.)

Party of 2 or party of 10, we don’t reserve tables. It’s not something to haggle over because we don’t do it. Ever. For anyone. Show up with your group and be chill. Have a drink while we get your table ready. Life’s too short to be weird about this. We get to make the rules, and we choose not to offer reservations. It’s a pain in our butts, so we said, screw it.

C’mon who doesn’t like ‘70s music?! If you answered, “me,” all we can say is: WTF?!? Look at our playlist as a way to expand your repertoire. (Ohhh using a foriegn language, too! Aren’t we fancy?) Being musically legible makes you a more interesting human being. Relax, nod your head to the tunes, sing, dance, get into it and we BET you will leave a little more joyful and dare we say, nice. (If it’s just too much for your sensitive little ears, ask your waitress for earplugs. They come complimentary with your meal, along with an eye-roll and some definite attitude for the rest of the time you’re in our establishment.)

If you LOVE music, send us a message, with any suggestions that are 70s spins and we will do our best to accommodate.

Our owner and chef is a damn good cook. The only reason we don’t have white tablecloths and big uppity prices is because he hates that sh*t. But his food is badass. He likes to take old favorites and twist them into mouth-altering, taste-bud tripping experiences. That means we don’t have mozzarella sticks and jalapeno f-ing poppers. NASTY.

Yeah it sucks since we drank when we were under 21, but sorry. We are not going to jail for your need to feel grownup and woozy. Bring your ID if you are older than you look. If not, nada drinks por vous. (French again!) And don’t bring a fake-ass ID up in here either. Not cool. Not cool at all.

We’ve been in this business long enough to know there are a lot of asshats out there that like to sh*t on wait staff. That does not fly here. Ever. Never. Ever. Capisce (Italian, now!) Let’s all have a good time, eat some stupid-good food, listen to music and be decent people. (You know, all the stuff you learned in Kindergarten.) If you do have a beef, ask for Management and ask NICELY or … well we don’t like to make threats so we’ll leave it that.